Check out this story from the Washington Post… Top 100 descriptions of Trump’s hair!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/06/02/the-100-greatest-descriptions-of-donald-trumps-hair-ever-written/
Some of my favorites….

  
A hue best described as ‘Cigarette-stained-teeth blond’
  
An  ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back.